Hello, Luna here. She-who-brings-carrots decided I should write this seeing as it’s all about me. Who am I to argue with that kind of logic?!
I was happily minding my own business on Wednesday when she-who-brings-carrots turned up. Now this is a bit odd but I thought I’d see what she wanted. It turns out she wanted me to do that running in circles thing. Now I’m not a fan of running in circles, it all seems a little bit too much like hard work. I tried to just eat but she waggled the long stick at me so I had to trot round…..how rude!! Then….she had the audacity to do it again on Friday. Running round in circles twice in one week is just not fun at all. Apparently I have to get fit ready to go to parties, as much as a party sounds fun I can’t see how they’re worth all this running around in circles.
On Saturday the one who brings carrots decided we should do some schooling. Schooling is almost as boring as running around in circles. We did lots of walking and stopping and I had to trot for aaagggeeeesss. We did get to go over things on the ground though, I like doing that so I forgave her for the trotting in circles. I thought we were done but it turns out she-who-brings-carrots had other ideas. She made me run really fast! I didn’t have to go far but it was quite fun. Apparently we’re not going to do it again soon (thank goodness it was hard work!) but she seemed really pleased we’d done it and gave me lots of pats, cuddles and scratches with the rubber thing,. I do like those!
As usual she-who-brings-carrots came to see me again. This time I didn’t have to do any of that boring stuff, we got to go out on a walk, best of all I got to go out with my friends! We went on the long-round-the-block hack that I’ve never been on before. It was a bit exciting but also a bit scary. I’m not convinced that there aren’t monsters in enclosed spaces and some of the paths we went on had high sides. I was very good though and I just walked but I kept my eye out for danger. She-who-brings-carrots kept trying to slow me down, going on about the horse in front being grumpy, I was only trying to stay with the group in case something did jump out and try to eat us. Honestly humans have no self-preservation instincts! We did stay safe though and I was even good and stood still while my friends walked on so that we could let some strange ponies go past, I got lots of pats for that. When we got back I got lots of scratchies and mints too so I must have been extra good. I don’t see what the big deal is though; I just went for a walk, nothing exciting. I’m never going to turn down free scratchies and mints though.
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